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December 29, 2011
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Sentence for killing a police officer? Throw her in federal prison for life. With the guys.
Posted by: mother superior | December 29, 2011 at 02:18 PM
I think there's a whole new area of forensic science staring us in the face, here.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 29, 2011 at 02:24 PM
I agree with mother superior.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2011 at 03:34 PM
No. Hang that crack over the creek and see exactly how high those crocs can jump.
Posted by: Steve | December 29, 2011 at 04:50 PM
*resists temptation to comment about cops making a pinch*
Posted by: pogo | December 29, 2011 at 06:03 PM
Name for my next Australian Country-Western band? Covered.
Posted by: Sabu The Coconut Boy | December 29, 2011 at 08:31 PM
Plumberette.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 30, 2011 at 08:50 AM