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Dustin Kruse...soon to a major plumber!
His motto: "One good flush deserves another!"
Posted by: funny man | December 26, 2011 at 01:53 PM
It was number one on his list!
Posted by: Ross | December 26, 2011 at 02:23 PM
If they had 30 people at his house for New Years, he would be even happier.
We all know a full house beats a flush, anytime!
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 26, 2011 at 02:27 PM
The gift that keeps on giving.
What a neat Christmas story though. That little kid rocks.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | December 26, 2011 at 02:44 PM
What a great kid! I love Dustin.
"Everybody should have a toilet like this. It conserves water."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2011 at 03:54 PM
Low-flow for regular loads, but more power in the flush when needed. This could be a major plank in the 2012 Campaign Juggernaut (but Sloan Valve also makes a similar product).
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 26, 2011 at 04:12 PM
I've never heard of one of those toilets.
But I hope his mother is keeping a scrapbook of her son's activities that she can, someday, share with his "special woman".
Posted by: Steve | December 26, 2011 at 05:13 PM
Terry Pratchett had this kid nailed in the latest Diskworld book, "Snuff." Definitely the same interests as Sam Vimes' son.
Posted by: Bob_R | December 26, 2011 at 05:18 PM
I see an epic seat up/seat down showdown in someone's future.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 26, 2011 at 05:20 PM
Good show Kohler. The kid may be a budding plumber, but he seems far smarter than his age.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2011 at 06:10 PM
His wish for next year: to move to Santa Fe.
We haven't heard the last of this little rascal.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 26, 2011 at 07:39 PM
I have a feeling Dustin's future is in the toilet. Bless his little heart! I'll bet he can't wait to go back to school or daycare so he can tell all his little friends what Santa brought him. Kudos to Koehler also.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 26, 2011 at 08:16 PM
Hey folks:
2012 is a few days away. Time to ramp up the "Dave Barry for President" campaign.
As a Canadian I can't vote (except for Chicago where they let me vote numerous times).
Considering the track record of the incumbent, Dave is a sure bet to assume the role of POTUS.
And given the curent climate, the most hysterically funny outcome would be if Dave actually won the vote.
Posted by: Afkat | December 27, 2011 at 03:38 AM
DAVE FOR PRESIDENT - BECAUSE HE CAN USE THE WEINER MOBILE AS HIS OFFICIAL CAR!!!
Let's see who can make the best campaign slogan for Dave!
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 27, 2011 at 06:19 AM
Hopefully, the kid's story will become a TV special next Christmas. It'd be better than anything on Ion Television.
Posted by: jt | December 27, 2011 at 09:04 AM
Dave Barry for President! Of something!
Flush with Pride.
Posted by: Steve | December 27, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I love it when Dustin bends over to adjust the new toilet and you see his little butt crack. SOOOOO cute.
Posted by: padraig | December 27, 2011 at 10:47 AM
He's planning ahead for when he wants to lose his dentures.
Posted by: ferj064 | December 27, 2011 at 01:17 PM