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November 30, 2011

WHEN FRYING PANS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE FRYING PANS

Police say a woman used a frying pan to rob a dry cleaning business.

(Thanks to jon harris)

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Police say a woman used a fraying pan to rob a dry cleaning business.

Well, I guess that would stop the fabric from fraying. >rimshot<

Was it a European or African frying pan?

Put the money in the bag and nobody gets shirred!

Mug shot:

http://tinyurl.com/d4vxnjm

"I said no starch!" she exclaimed after the swipe that ko'ed the owner.

Police identified her due to her "dishpan" hands....

Thief, "Give me your money or I will use this frying pan on you!"

Dry Cleaner,"Get lost!"

Thief, "It is Teflon coated!'

Dry Cleaner,'EEK! Here take the money!"

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