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November 26, 2011


The penultimate installment of the "Twilight Saga" series of vampire movies ... has reportedly caused seizures in at least two audience members.

(Thanks to Ralph K.)


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Perhaps Dave would attempt to write a book and show them how it's done.

Isn't just a story about a bitch* getting pregnant and
her pup having fleas?

*According to dictionary. com:
   [bich] noun
a female dog: The bitch won first place in the sporting dogs category.
a female of canines generally.

"Breaking Dawn"...

is that anything like breaking wind?

If so, no wonder why some sensitive people are getting sick.

It's the old adage "garbage in, garbage out" which both my English teacher and Computer teacher in college edumacated me was a principle law of life.

What they don't tell you is you have to pay extra for the convulsive effect.

Were they little seizures...? ( Now for some reason, I'm craving pizza. )

Not being able to remember the movie. That might be a selling feature for any man who is coerced to see it.

Who knew metrogay vampires could do that.

Childbirth is bad enough without lightning shooting out of your butt. Youch.

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