PEARLAND COUNTY JAIL UPDATE
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November 26, 2011
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Wow, just wow...
Posted by: Gary | November 26, 2011 at 02:53 PM
On the street He is known as Butthole X.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 26, 2011 at 03:02 PM
Is that his name or his punishment?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | November 26, 2011 at 03:03 PM
Prescient. There will be.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 26, 2011 at 03:10 PM
Is that a name, a position, or a medical procedure?
Posted by: pogo | November 26, 2011 at 03:24 PM
Obviously his folks watched too many medical soap operas.
Posted by: Clankie | November 26, 2011 at 04:43 PM
He didn't turn out as well as his brother "Oral".
Posted by: Steve | November 26, 2011 at 04:51 PM
If he was arrested for murdering his parents he'd have a good case.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 26, 2011 at 07:02 PM
A) He just kept doing the same damn thing over and over.
2) Tightass.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 26, 2011 at 08:32 PM
We assume he was very, very popular in jail.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | November 26, 2011 at 09:02 PM
His prison nickname shall be "Innuendo".
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 27, 2011 at 12:17 AM
The rapper version of A Boy Named Sue.
Posted by: Wingnut | November 27, 2011 at 07:56 AM
I believe that's Latin for "your a-hole is an exit only."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 27, 2011 at 11:50 PM