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She should have called the domestic first and had her bring the air freshener.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 26, 2011 at 02:49 PM
I liked the story below this one where the woman hit her husband with a mini trampoline. That's something I would like to see.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 26, 2011 at 03:29 PM
If I used this tactic (the air freshner, not the beating) every time my husband farted, I would depleat the ozone layer directly over my house.
Posted by: Girlogic | November 26, 2011 at 03:43 PM
Farting is a God given right, as is piddling in the wee hours.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 26, 2011 at 04:29 PM
The British have air freshener...?!
Posted by: Clankie | November 26, 2011 at 04:49 PM
It could have been worse; she could have lit a match near him.
Posted by: Steve | November 26, 2011 at 04:57 PM
The last item: "Two English piddlers were charged with offensive behaviour after relieving themselves in the street in the wee small hours of last Friday." God Save the Queen.
Posted by: Ralph | November 26, 2011 at 06:30 PM
cindy, I was wondering if she hit him with the trampoline part or the metal border. If the latter I can understand him lashing out.
Also, notice all the stories have the same thing in common? Alcohol appears to have been involved in all.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 26, 2011 at 06:58 PM
My wife has a case of the stuff next to the bed.
Posted by: BAB | November 26, 2011 at 07:30 PM
Well, it could of been worse.
Posted by: Theresa | November 26, 2011 at 09:34 PM
Bean there, done blaaat.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 26, 2011 at 09:41 PM
They can make fun of our weak beer all they want but at least it doesn't lead to farting and trampoline beatings and piddling.
Posted by: Wingnut | November 27, 2011 at 07:53 AM
NC,
Adding loudmouth's name ot Bikini Wax List. (scribble, scribble)
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 27, 2011 at 08:38 AM