NEW-ZEALAND-STYLE FOREPLAY

A man was arrested for assault after a domestic that allegedly started after he farted in bed and his wife sprayed him with air freshener.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[oneblankspace]

She should have called the domestic first and had her bring the air freshener.

[nursecindy]

I liked the story below this one where the woman hit her husband with a mini trampoline. That's something I would like to see.

[Girlogic]

If I used this tactic (the air freshner, not the beating) every time my husband farted, I would depleat the ozone layer directly over my house.

[Loudmouth]

Farting is a God given right, as is piddling in the wee hours.

[Clankie]

The British have air freshener...?!

[Steve]

It could have been worse; she could have lit a match near him.

[Ralph]

The last item: "Two English piddlers were charged with offensive behaviour after relieving themselves in the street in the wee small hours of last Friday." God Save the Queen.

[Jeff Meyerson]

cindy, I was wondering if she hit him with the trampoline part or the metal border. If the latter I can understand him lashing out.

Also, notice all the stories have the same thing in common? Alcohol appears to have been involved in all.

[BAB]

My wife has a case of the stuff next to the bed.

[Theresa]

Well, it could of been worse.

[Loudmouth]

Bean there, done blaaat.

[Wingnut]

They can make fun of our weak beer all they want but at least it doesn't lead to farting and trampoline beatings and piddling.

[MikeyVA]

NC,

Adding loudmouth's name ot Bikini Wax List. (scribble, scribble)