MUST HAVE BEEN SOME, UM, RING
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson)
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Just put him outside in the snow and let nature deal with his ring issue...
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | November 26, 2011 at 02:42 PM
10 firefighters? I've actually had to do this twice in the E.R. It took me about 5 minutes. I'm going to assume it actually only took 1 fireman while the others stood around and laughed for 20 mins. btw guys, there is nothing you can say that will relieve the awkwardness if you find yourself in this situation.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 26, 2011 at 02:57 PM
Penis and Jaws of Life seem to go together like bacon and lube.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | November 26, 2011 at 03:12 PM
#1 indication she doesn't want to marry you.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 26, 2011 at 03:21 PM
Shoddy journalism. What size was it?
Posted by: Girlogic | November 26, 2011 at 04:04 PM
Usually, it takes either a convention or two divorce lawyers to get a guy out of a ring.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | November 26, 2011 at 04:09 PM
If it took ten people to work on me at one time, I'd call bragging rights.
Shoot, I'd buy extra rings and sell tickets.
Posted by: Steve | November 26, 2011 at 05:05 PM
What is with the English calling firefighters for the silliest things. In the US removing rings from penises is done in the ER by one person, usually not even a doctor. Are the English so mechanically inept that that firefighters have to go to a special school to learn how to to remove a banister or cut metal? Do the English have to call out search and rescue teams assisted by animal control officers when the string breaks on a gerbil?
Posted by: max | November 26, 2011 at 05:05 PM
cindy, you would think the embarrassment alone would be enough to ensure shrinkage, but not so apparently.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 26, 2011 at 06:52 PM
Could this be related to socialized medicine? LOL?
Posted by: Kristina L | November 27, 2011 at 11:42 PM
I've done 3-4 of these throughout my medical career. Guys, pay attention. If you put the ring on before you rise to the occasion, it will stay on afterward. This has been your daily public service announcement.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 28, 2011 at 12:05 AM