JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ASTROLOGY COULDN'T GET ANY STUPIDER
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Didn't our signs all change when a new one was added this year? I don't even know if I'm an Aries anymore. I could be suffering from Chinese discrimination and not even know it.
Posted by: Cat R | November 27, 2011 at 11:06 AM
If I am reading that correctly, if your name is m, you are not worthy.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 27, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Up Uranus!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | November 27, 2011 at 12:01 PM
As an argumentative Scorpio, I refuse to work for any Chinese training firm that would hire me.
Posted by: PhilinTexas | November 27, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Dave, what are you complaining about? You're a cancer. I should be the one complaining.
Posted by: Elon | November 27, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Cat R I've been wondering the same thing. I'm Taurus now but with the changes I could be an Aries. Not that I believe in that sort of stuff although my horoscope did say I was going to have a good day.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 27, 2011 at 12:45 PM
i'm a Leo. so, i say, BITE me - before i get you, ROOOOOARRRRR.
Posted by: queensbee | November 27, 2011 at 01:24 PM
I'm a Gemini and am of two minds about this controversy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 27, 2011 at 01:36 PM
As a Libra, I just can't decide what I think about this. Guess I'll have to weigh the pros and cons.
Posted by: Coconuts | November 27, 2011 at 02:24 PM
I was very young when I was born, so my recollections are hazy. I remember something about being born under the Memphis Memorial sign.
Where does that fit in the zodiac?
Posted by: Steve | November 27, 2011 at 05:21 PM
Scorpios, Virgos and Capricorns must use the kitchen entrance.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 27, 2011 at 09:29 PM
Taurus' is not allowed in any china shops.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 27, 2011 at 10:32 PM
Although I'm a Cancer I don't totally discredit the Chinese zodiac. Afterall, I was born in the year of the cock.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 27, 2011 at 11:47 PM
The Japanese place a great deal of emphasis on blood type, of all unlikely metrics. I'm a type O, and that apparently makes me "Agreeable, sociable, optimistic, vain, rude, jealous, and arrogant." Sounds about right, if contradictory as hell.
Search Wikipedia for Blood types in Japanese culture for more.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 28, 2011 at 09:30 PM
I'm a Scorpio, no body asked me whether I'd want to work for the Chinese guy. Well, my answer? "It never crossed my mind."
Posted by: paulstrecker | November 29, 2011 at 09:52 AM