IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Woman stabbed with Christmas ornament

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Update: Christmas tree thieves caught after leaving needle trail for police to follow

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

They won't get far without brains.

But my question is, which ornament did she use? Was it the Snooki?

[nursecindy]

I agree Jeff. I would like to see a picture of the ornament too. When she gets out of jail she really should invest in some waterproof mascara. Maybe one of her kids will steal some for her and put it in her Christmas stocking. As for the morons that took the Christmas Trees they are definitely on the naughty list now.

[fivver]

Grandma got shived
by a nut job...

Nope no way to make that work.

[Steve]

Have more confidence, fivver. No song starting like that can possibly work until you're well into your second six-pack.
Then, why, it's like magic.

[Layzeeboy]

I'm dreaming of a white trash Christmas...

[Not My Usual Alias]

I think that ornaments should be tightly controlled and only issued after a three day waiting period.

[funny man]

"It's the most wonderful CRIME of the year.."

or so our criminal elements think....

[funny man]

"its the most wonderful CRIME of the year.."

(what our criminals *may* be thinking)

[Gary]

Deck the halls with stolen holly fa la la la la...

[mudstuffin in klumbus]

merry christmas... or else.

[Bill Hudgins]

Those thieves didn't get fir....

[Ralph]

Apparently, she had clam media.