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I want the duct tape concession.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 02, 2011 at 08:20 AM
A worthy concern that's sure to keep his customers in stitches.
Posted by: fivver | November 02, 2011 at 08:22 AM
And the tasers, Cheesewiz.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 02, 2011 at 08:42 AM
One Thanksgiving, I had a dislocated jaw. My mouth was wired shut over the holiday.
Yes, I know how those gators feel.
BTW, if you ever feel the urge to puree turkey, dressing, gravy, and mashed potatoes and slurp it through a straw, don't.
Just, don't.
Posted by: Steve | November 02, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Just last week I saw a youtube about a "gator wrestling experience" that went wrong and the gator bit a fair chunk of the girl's face. She lived, and maybe learned a lesson.
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 02, 2011 at 10:18 AM
How about try hugging a 21 feet gator. Would you risk to try?
Posted by: paulstrecker | November 02, 2011 at 10:21 AM
The gator is smiling and looks quite contented. (Never smile at a crocodile)
Velcro, really? Is a gator's hide sticky or rough? I can see it sliding off and...snack time.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 02, 2011 at 11:24 AM
>>they love their hugs contrary to what people believe<<
Why not just hug a lawyer ? It's free, and you won't even have to tape his mouth shut.
Posted by: Clankie | November 02, 2011 at 01:35 PM
But you SHOULD, Clankie, just in case he starts talking (lying)...
Posted by: eil | November 02, 2011 at 01:43 PM
French kissing a snake is not recommended; it may give you Salmonella. I don't know if snakes can get any human herpes.
I did hug my pet gator when I was a kid. He didn't bite, but he did scratch and whack me with his tail. People worry about the teeth, but in this case I'd beware of the subordinate claws.
Posted by: Ralph | November 02, 2011 at 01:47 PM