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November 22, 2011

IS THAT A LIGHT SABER IN YOUR POCKET?

The Empire Strips Back

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

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Funny how the only costume that came over unchanged was Leia's slave bikini.

Double Bubbles.

Return of the Judi?

If Snooki was the Wookie? The mind boggles.

""I had to find a way to make Wookiees actually sexy,'' he said."

Backs away slowly...

I got conned into going to see some "old time burlesque" once by a friend who'd had one drink too strong. I pictured a burlesque revival with Can-Can dancers (geezer alert!) and bad comics.
The only thing I saw that was well-aged was one of the ladies who called herself "Little Egypt" (with a New Yawk accent).
This show might be more authentic, but I'll pass.
Oh, I'm the first to admit that sainthood missed me by a mile but I was a young married who wanted to stay that way.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Isn't she a little sexy for a storm trooper?


*snork* Clankie.

Princess LayYa? No, that just doesn't seem to work for me!

Yeah.....cuz nothing says being a kid more than wearing a decapitated wookie head on one's own head...

Honest, officer, I just came to this bar because people said I could find some Wookie in here!

Aside from the bizzaro factor, those women have GREAT abs. I foresee a new exercise fad - Stripping with Star Wars.

To tell you the truth, two of the dancers hadn't even seen Star Wars...

Unacceptable.

Interestingly, I'll be in Sydney on Monday. I will try to follow Dave's best tradition of investigative journalism...

"These aren't the droids you're looking for"

Wookieeing for love in Alderaan places....

Princess Lay-a so good to see ya.

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