INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

A dachshund was hit by a car and injured Sunday night after it had been fed LSD by its nude owners, police said.

(Thanks to Phil Snyder)

Comments

[Elon]

?

[nursecindy]

Are they sure the dachshund wasn't try to commit hari-kari so he could get away from these crazy owners?

[Theresa]

What's the matter with people anyway? Poor dog. It's bad enough that the couple was taking LSD and running around tripping out. People are so strange.

[Steve]

Back in college, I knew a guy who laughed at getting his dachshund drunk one night. He snorted about how short a trip it was when it fell on it's rear.
I thought he was an idiot.
The dog was smarter.
Not funny.

[Clankie]

Lucy in the Sky With Dachshunds

[Loudmouth]

*Snork* Clank

[Carl-Bear]

Georgia has apparently gotten a lot more fun since I lived there.

[Carl-Bear]

Ah. And let me add: "Acid-Tripping Dachshunds" WBAGNFA rather peculiar rock band.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Good luck with the surgery tomorrow, cindy. I'm sure you'll come through it fine.

All our collective fingers are crossed.

[fivver]

Snellville, official motto "Everyone is someone in Snellville*', or, as the traffic guy likes to say, "Everyone hits someone in Snellville.'

*Seriously

[nursecindy]

Thank you Jeff. I'm very, very nervous. AND I better get ice-cream when it's all over! btw, I do not want to hear that you blog guys have misbehaved!

[David M.]

I'm normally against the death penalty, but this would be an exception.

[Carl-Bear]

Isn't that extreme, Dave? Nursecindy only asked for ice cream.

[nursecindy]

Thank goodness I didn't ask for a milkshake!

[djtonyb]

Wow. Having partaken of said substance, that is not something you would "surprise" a human with, let alone a defenseless pet... he's either going to be really traumatized, or he may be the first to start the actual canine uprising against the idiotic dog owners... once he comes down, of course.

[Elon]

Good luck, Cindy.

[Jeff Meyerson]

nursecindy said her greatest fear about today's surgery is that while under anesthesia she might say something stupid like, "Oh, PirateBoy, Layzeeboy,Pogo, Martini Shark, Loudmouth, Clankie, mudstuffin, padraig, Lairbo, etc!" I don't want to spend the next two weeks on the 5th floor, aka the nut ward, trying to explain what I was talking about. I'll just tell them those are the names of the new dwarfs in the latest Walt Disney movie.

Good luck, cindy!

[wiredog]

Having been surprised with that substance, I think anyone who gives it to a dog should be. Should be. I can't think of an appropriate punishment. Flying lessons would be over too fast.

[Loudmouth]

Punish them with Alpo for life with a collar, chain and little wire cage. Gitmo for goobers.

[fivver]

Sad update. Heard on the news this am that little Oscar had to be put down. Two slots reserved in 'the special hell'.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Send them to Oscar, spammer.

[extra grumpy old mudstuffin in klumbus]

wire: so sorry that happened to you.

people suck.

tony: i'm pretty sure my dog is surprised by the daily sunrise. not sure this would be all that bad; i mean how can you scramble thoughts when there are none?

[paulstrecker]

Now, they're LSD days are over. It's so sad that Oscar has to have these couple as his owners. They should be charged with animal cruelty.

[Ralph]

The most gentle guy I know punched a kid in the nose (probably breaking it) who had fed acid to his dog. He then called a detective to turn himself in. The cop said he would have killed the kid himself, and my friend never heard anything more. The dog recovered. If they need to do drugs, Benadryl is potent enough for most dogs.

[marina_like_a_boatdock]

Sometimes grammaw is so proud of being from Georgia! Other times,...uh, not so much. :-(