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November 29, 2011

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Germany ready to inseminate you, minister says

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Thanks, I'll just have the bratwurst.

Ve haf our ways of inseminating you, schweinhund.

Germany better keep it's hands to itself.

Germany is ready and Brazil will be the biggest customer.
Unfortunately, all they want down there is boys.

I have offered for years to participate in the insemination process. I offer a very reasonable price.

Isn't that what started World War 1? AND WW2?

"Keep all body parts to yourself, Germany.."

Does this cover diapers and formula as well? Sure Germany knock her up and leave the poor husband to pick up your share of the child care ;)

Turkey basters are already in short supply.

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