CHECK OUT THOSE PARALEGALS
Miami's Federal Jail Overrun With Strippers Posing As Paralegals
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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November 30, 2011
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This has got to be better than paralegals posing as strippers.
No?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 30, 2011 at 09:59 AM
I could use some attorney-client privilege here.
Posted by: Mike | November 30, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I'm not going to believe this without any photographic evidence, Your Honor!
Posted by: David Emery | November 30, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Any word on male strippers posing as paralegals for the women prisoners? If so, are there any pictures?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 30, 2011 at 10:10 AM
NTTAWWT, of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2011 at 10:11 AM
So they came to jail without their briefs?
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 30, 2011 at 10:21 AM
They put the "pair" in paralegal.
Posted by: KJP | November 30, 2011 at 10:25 AM
One "discovery room" normally used to discuss trial strategy was recently closed, they say, after guards caught an inmate and a paralegal "discovering" more than legal documents.
The process of discovery can be very stressful. But afterwards, you feel great and are very relaxed. That is how Horatio Cane does it, isn't it?
Posted by: funny man | November 30, 2011 at 10:25 AM
I'll bet most of them are also barelylegals.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 30, 2011 at 11:24 AM
It's better than have paralegals pretending to be strippers.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 30, 2011 at 02:00 PM
That's why it's called doing hard time.
Posted by: Clankie | November 30, 2011 at 02:20 PM
A woman is crying bitterly when her husband walks in.
"What's wrong? he demands.
"You. That's what's wrong. You've been in jail again!
What have I done that I'm not enough for you, anymore?"
"Honey," he pleads "she's a paralegal. I swear!"
The wife sobs.
Posted by: Steve | November 30, 2011 at 06:17 PM
So the paralegal said "Where is the bar, tender?"
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 30, 2011 at 08:49 PM
Now that's what I call pro bono.
Posted by: SW | December 01, 2011 at 12:35 AM
"They take off their tops and let the guys touch them," veteran defense attorney Hugo Rodriguez says.
Isn't that part of the second amendment - the right to bare breasts?
Posted by: SW | December 01, 2011 at 12:38 AM