'WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?'
An admitted avocado thief in north San Diego County has been ordered to stay away from any groves bearing the popular fruit and prohibited from possessing more than 10 avocados at a time.
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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Avocados don't kill people,
People kill people.
Out of my cold dead hands!
Posted by: MikeyVA | October 31, 2011 at 09:35 AM
The Constitution might as well be toilet paper to these people.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2011 at 09:37 AM
i might have known of a similar case wherein a similar sentence was pronounced regarding pinto beans...
Posted by: extra grumpy old mudstuffin in klumbus | October 31, 2011 at 09:52 AM
Jeff, First they come for your avocado, then they come for your Rutabaga! When will this end?
Posted by: MikeyVA | October 31, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Very efficient-- Steal direct from the farm and cut out the middleman.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | October 31, 2011 at 10:59 AM
How much guacamole can he have at once?
Posted by: Lairbo | October 31, 2011 at 11:08 AM
What is person is carrying more than ten packets of guacaamoeoek---guwakamole---guakamole oh you know that dip stuff they make from avacados
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 31, 2011 at 11:10 AM
I just hope Charlie Kaufman does the screenplay of this story.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 31, 2011 at 11:24 AM
"And they alllll moved away from me on the Group W bench."
Posted by: wiredog | October 31, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Throws an if up to last post to replace is.
WHAT IF PERSON ETC ETC ETC ETC
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 31, 2011 at 12:05 PM
When avacados are outlawed, only outlaws will...
And right now, the Avacado thief is busy working on his four-year plan to steal all the world's avacados
and corner the guac dip market!
Posted by: funny man | October 31, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes (or taste his guacamole).
Posted by: LeDud | October 31, 2011 at 01:09 PM
I fail to see the humor in this thread. Agricultural theft is a serious problem. Approximately a million dollars a year is lost by farmers in San Diego County alone to avocado thieves, not to mention damage to fences and loss of farm equipment.
Here is an article from the San Diego Reader.
Posted by: Ernie G | October 31, 2011 at 02:29 PM
Tonight, I will be trick or treating dressed as an avocado rustler.
Suggestions on achieving this effect gladly accepted.
Posted by: Steve | October 31, 2011 at 03:09 PM
Steve: Dress up as a giant Dorito and whistle nonchalantly whenever you pass by the guacamole.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 31, 2011 at 03:55 PM
No, you need an abogado, not an avocado.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 01, 2011 at 05:04 PM