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October 26, 2011


Zombies Are Worth Over $5 Billion To The American Economy

(Thanks to funny man)


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Wouldn't it be better if we spent that money on real living people in need rather than the zombies?

Brain-eating zombies are old hat.
The really scary ones are those who eat your credit score.

Is this a good time for a Zombie joke?
Oh, to bad:
What do vegetarian Zombies eat?

won't somebody think of the children?

DB, Why won't zombies eat divorcees?

They're too bitter.

Q: How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, Zombies can't fit in a light bulb and they don't screw.

Q:No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:Why are you watching Zombies screw in a light bulb? SHOOT THEM!

from an online Zombie joke page

Well the vampire community just better get on the stick. You snooze in the daytime you lose.

Important zombie info.

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