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October 31, 2011

THE BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

‘Yoda’ busted for hit-and-run in Germany

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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I always thought there was something fishy about Yoda. Nobody's that smart.

"The hapless Jedi returned home on foot," police said. "In this case, the force was not with him."

He was told,
"Walk or walk not. There is no drive."

I love Halloween.

Sounds like the suck was with him.

Help me Obi-wan. You're my only bail.

"Drive or drive not. There is no drink..."

It's Germany-- everybody has just been drinking. It's where water is used only for washing and making beer.

Yet, indeed for drunk driving the Jedi in jail returns.

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