SPEAKING OF EXPLOSIONS
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Sounds like "Massive Mocha" got there first.
Posted by: Steve | October 31, 2011 at 09:31 AM
I'm assuming the "garlic" choice is for when your orgasms take place in the privacy of your bathroom.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2011 at 09:41 AM
Where is everyone today, out for some early trick or treating?
I know nursecindy has an appointment with the surgeon about her arm so we should all send good thoughts her way.
And dark chocolate.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2011 at 09:42 AM
good thoughts from far away for you nursecindy
take care
Posted by: Joe in Japan | October 31, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I think I'll skip #5 (Fruity Pleasure). NTTAWWT.
Posted by: fivver | October 31, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Cindy, hope it's not your trick-or-treat-bag-carrying arm.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 31, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Best wishes for our favorite nurse!
As to the topic, the foods that result in a big orgasm are the ones that start at $30 on the lady's menu... ;)
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 31, 2011 at 10:20 AM
"A tablespoon of flaxseed a day..."
is not recommended by my gastroenterologist
(unless you're really turned on by prolonged colonoscopies)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Betsy | October 31, 2011 at 10:30 AM
NC: As you know only all too well, nothing served at a hospital cafeteria is likely to result in an orgasm. Oranisms, maybe. Orgasms, not so much.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 31, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Bananas and olive oil. Hmmmm......
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 31, 2011 at 10:40 AM
What your mother didn't tell you while trying to encourage the eating of fish and spinach...
Posted by: Mazar Larry | October 31, 2011 at 11:02 AM
If Cindy is lucky will get some good drugs for her treats today? Only redeeming part of rotator cuff surgery. Sending prayers and good thoughts to you NC.
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 31, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Same here, NC. Good thoughts. If you can make it by my place by 7:10 cst I'll give you double treats.
Jeff, are you are and NC related, or just psychic?
NTTATWWT.
Previously, when I heard people speak about the "big O" I thought it was an unkind reference to Oprah.
(Unless they were explicit/graphic, then I thought they were crude.)
Posted by: funny man | October 31, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Obligatory: "I'll have what she's having".
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 31, 2011 at 01:23 PM
Oh, major ouch! NC, didn't realize you were having rotator cuff problems. Many good wishes and positive thoughts winging your way!
Posted by: Betsy | October 31, 2011 at 01:24 PM
Is there a reason they didn't mention prunes ?
Posted by: Clankie | October 31, 2011 at 02:44 PM
Thanks everybody. I found out I have to have surgery on Wednesday for a dislocated shoulder, torn rotator cuff, and a broken collar bone. Not only is it my trick or treat arm it's also my knitting arm! btw, I eat all of these foods and I don't think they've done much. I can still only go at it 5-6 times a day.
Also funny man, I'm good friends with Jeff and his lovely wife, Jackie and I emailed them earlier and told them about my arm.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 31, 2011 at 02:53 PM
Belated wishes from a frequent blog lurker and infrequent poster, Cindy. Hope all goes well for you!
Related to the article in question, with five kids in our house and a bazillion associated activities going on year-round, I'll take any orgasm at this point. "Big" is not a requirement.
Posted by: Scott | October 31, 2011 at 03:03 PM
Good fortune, Cindy. Hope you come through well medicated and all better.
BTW, can you post your typical diet? You know, so we can know what a good nurse would eat?
Posted by: Steve | October 31, 2011 at 03:06 PM
Best of luck, Cindy.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | October 31, 2011 at 03:16 PM
Steve, right now I'm eating a fun sized Snickers.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 31, 2011 at 03:17 PM
I eat most all of those foods and have never had a problem anyway.
Posted by: Theresa | October 31, 2011 at 05:45 PM
Cindy, dearie, my thoughts and prayers will be with you. I didn't know about the broken collar bone - how'dya do that?
Posted by: Diva | October 31, 2011 at 05:59 PM
When my shoulder popped out of place it broke my collar bone. I've got to quit *SMACKING* the blog guys I guess.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 31, 2011 at 06:08 PM
Two words of advice nc: Baseball bat.
Prayers for tomorrow!
Posted by: fivver | October 31, 2011 at 06:13 PM
Good luck, NC. It sounds like you'll be mostly armless for a while.
Posted by: Ralph | October 31, 2011 at 06:42 PM
You guys are the best! Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 31, 2011 at 06:55 PM
Well, Cindy, I've heard that chocolate does do it for most women. I just thought it would be...OK, I came up blank. What's a fine chocolate suitable for a fine lady? Cindy is welcome to my share.
BTW, welcome back, Scott.
Posted by: Steve | October 31, 2011 at 09:57 PM
Wow Cindy! 5 or 6 times a day? No wonder your injuried... Good luck tomorrow. I hope everything goes well.
Posted by: Danstuckin IA | November 01, 2011 at 10:41 AM