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October 20, 2011

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT

A Northern Ireland man who tried to turn his own faeces into gold by putting it on an electric heater has been jailed for three months.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Steve @ Secret Location)

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To be fair, he got jailed because his little experiment did considerable fire damage. Or is alchemy actually illegal? It wasn't in the past...

Poop + Heat = Au

"My shite don't stink."
"It does when ya set fire to it, ya blithering idiot."

That's one way out of public housing, Merlin. His "considerable intellect" is debatable. Not on his meds.

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