OR IF THEY DEVELOPED TINY NUCLEAR WEAPONS

SAN LUIS VALLEY — If aphids measured more than a quarter of an inch and had a pair of thumbs, the Valley’s human population would not have survived summer 2011.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Comments

[nursecindy]

This story would make a great Stephen King book.

[Ernie G]

And if the little frog didn't have his legs set so far back, he wouldn't bump his ass every time he jumps.

[markhh]

At least they didn't team up with squirrels.

[manual tomato]

“Aphids of all kinds were a lot worse this year,” Agro Engineering Bio-Ag Consultant Jeannine Willett said. “What made this year worse was mostly last fall because whenever you have a really nice warm fall and winter the aphids are able to lay more eggs.”

And I was optomistic even the strongest OWSer's would freeze out and go home by mid winter.

[Lairbo]

And, as Dave Barry has reminded us, if your aunt had testicles, she'd be your uncle.

[MikeyVA]

SAN LUIS VALLEY — If aphids measured more than a quarter of an inch and had a pair of thumbs, the Valley’s human population would not have survived summer 2011.

OK then! If elephants could fly we would need heavier umbrellas.

[Loudmouth]

If monkeys flew out of my butt, Dorothy would have run faster.

[Steve]

There is a little game called "What If..." that no one ever wins, so make your game "If I Could Only..." to dream good things at night.