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October 14, 2011

FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS UPDATE FROM CANADA

Edible Canada, Vancouver Restaurant, to Internet: We Didn't Actually Ban Men From Standing Up to Pee

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Perhaps then a different sign might be in order. One I personally liked:

"We aim to please. Would you aim, too, please?"

But owner Eric Pateman said it’s all in good fun.

“Look, I’m a guy, I piss standing up,” Pateman told the Weekly.

Thanks for sharing that.

Well then, tell them I'm sorry if I left a stain.

Okay fellas aim straight now.

I used to have a sign (ceramic shape of a toilet seat) that said IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE BE A SWEETIE WIPE THE SEATEE. For some reason my wife did not like it and made me get rid of it. You just can't please women.

Good thing it's all cleared up then.

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