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October 29, 2011
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Can't wait to see that show up on the tracker in Times Square.
Posted by: KJP | October 29, 2011 at 09:11 PM
Jimmy, the new employee, was working "take-out". Apparently he thought it mean "take out the competition"....so he got some help and did! What a &*^! kid!
Posted by: funny man | October 29, 2011 at 10:48 PM
Dave, you forgot to say "guess the state".
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | October 29, 2011 at 11:49 PM
A distant echo of the pizza wars between Rome and Carthage.
Posted by: Clankie | October 30, 2011 at 09:46 AM
Hey, come on, these guys deserve Entrepreneurs of the Month awards, not jail. That's what I call initiative.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 30, 2011 at 10:01 AM
They had that wonderful American trait: fiery ambition.
Posted by: Steve | October 30, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Employees of the month, indeed. They didn't even rat out their boss for the bonuses to do it.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | October 30, 2011 at 06:58 PM