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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2011 at 09:36 AM
I don't know about you, but I'm getting my lady some bone-eating snot-flowers for Halloween.
And who says romance is dead? And if it is, all the better for this holiday.
Posted by: Steve | October 31, 2011 at 09:40 AM
Steve,
I get my wife those all the time. Every time I give her something other than a bouquet, she says "That's snot flowers".
Posted by: 9 | October 31, 2011 at 09:46 AM
Kinky zombie worms never did it for me.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 31, 2011 at 10:07 AM
The discovery suggests the worms were much more widespread throughout prehistoric oceans than thought.
Does this discovery also suggest that dead whales were much more widespread throughout prehistoric oceans than thought?
Posted by: fivver | October 31, 2011 at 10:24 AM
If you are worried about zombie worms, I think you can stop any damage by just soaking your bones in any
diet soft drink. Worms don't do diet.
Posted by: funny man | October 31, 2011 at 12:31 PM
On second thought, MAYBE tapeworms, but they are the exception that "proves" the rule.
MTBBS.*
(*meant to be biting sarcasm.)
Posted by: funny man | October 31, 2011 at 12:34 PM
I saw them open for Queen in Des Moines
Posted by: JD | October 31, 2011 at 05:58 PM