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October 31, 2011


An 80-year-old man who went out to get his morning newspaper fell into an 8-foot sinkhole that opened up in his Long Island lawn.

(Thanks to Loudmouth and Mark Schlesinger, who says, "This is why you should read the newspaper online.")


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After going to all that trouble I really hope the headline wasn't about a Kardashian.

Jeff??? Are you OK????

*ducks and runs*

If the paper was the New York Post, it attracts sinkholes and cesspools.

Diva! btw, you're welcome to hide out here.

*hides Jeff's cane and runs to cindy's house*

He should have stayed off his own lawn.

Don't worry, Diva, we apartment dwellers don't have lawns to fall into.

*PHEW!!* ;)

Didn't something like this happen to Bullwinkle at the beginning of every episode?...

Rocky and Bullwinkle had to pull an 80-year-old out of their hat?

Walking off the mountain while reading, tumbling down...Funny stuff. :)

Just gettin' the news while makin' the news...

Does not happen in your everyday mornings. This might be better than a home for an airplane dumpster.

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