ADVISORY TO MEN

Sex outside marriage, and sex that occurs under out-of-the-norm circumstances, may increase the risk of penile fractures, said study researcher said Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist at the University of Maryland Medical Center.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Comments

[Ralph]

ADVISORY TO WOMEN: extramarital flirting may result in a fractured eyelash.

[ScottMGS]

Yeouch! Sorry gals (and, heck, guys, too) - I'm off the market!

[nursecindy]

I've actually had a patient with this problem. It was heck trying to put the little cast on him.

[The Minx]

It's nice to read about a study offering practical information.

[manual tomato]

The wombshifter story that broke last week has caused this kind of much needed scientific research to surface and this resulting well deserved media attention. The Iron Mike educational aspect is without parrellel not to mention half an ear.

[Toto]

Serves the cheating b*st*rds right!

[Jeff Meyerson]

How about a "Don't Click Here If You're (not your) A Man" WARNING?

[Theresa]

Sounds like they were kind of rough in unusual places.

[max]

I blame the wives. If they were just more wiling to have sex in the car, men's room at a bar, or on a roller coaster then the husbands would not have to go outside the marriage to have sex in those places.

[Curtis E Flush]

Memo to self: protect your tunica albuginea at all costs.

[Wally Ballou]

I assumed from the lede that the wives had broken them. Mine probably would.