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Somewhere a large Elmer Fudd is huntin' that wabbit.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 27, 2011 at 07:36 PM
I hope the bunny's humans are looking for her and take her back home.
Posted by: Toto | September 27, 2011 at 07:44 PM
Is that the star of the new show The Bunny Club?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 27, 2011 at 07:54 PM
Swindon? I thought Texas was the land of big hare.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 27, 2011 at 07:56 PM
Carl Danger?!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | September 27, 2011 at 07:56 PM
I thought it was Carl Danger too. Well's Kelly?
Posted by: Arctic Al | September 27, 2011 at 08:10 PM
or where's Kelly?
Posted by: Arctic Al | September 27, 2011 at 08:11 PM
Look at those eyes. Scawwy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 27, 2011 at 08:14 PM
Hasenpfeffer for ten.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 27, 2011 at 09:11 PM
I have to hop right on this one:
~Please, won't you play, another done-some-bunny-wrong song...~
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 27, 2011 at 09:52 PM
You could ride it. Your own personal rabbit-transit system.
Posted by: There are Too Darn Many of us Steves Lately | September 27, 2011 at 09:57 PM
Thumper? I don't even know her!
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 27, 2011 at 10:06 PM
"That rabbit's a KILLER!"
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 27, 2011 at 10:56 PM
If Chris Christie were a rabbit...
Posted by: hogsatemysister | September 27, 2011 at 11:15 PM
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 28, 2011 at 05:14 AM
It's so big you cold shear it and make a dozen sweaters.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2011 at 06:54 AM
could shear it
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2011 at 06:55 AM
that lady could hug my thumper anytime.
just sayin'
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 28, 2011 at 07:47 AM
Here, Bugs.
Here! Bugs.
RIGHT HERE! BUGS!
(Hasenpfeffer, anyone?)
Posted by: Steve | September 28, 2011 at 08:32 AM
Hey bunny, watch out - I saw her comimg.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2011 at 08:44 AM
That wabbit would chase the greyhounds.
Posted by: EyeGore | September 28, 2011 at 10:34 AM
I think RABBIT RUN is yet another Updike novel I never read.
Posted by: LeDud | September 28, 2011 at 10:52 AM
and they are expecting the 'owners' to claim it when they let it go in the first place???? duh.
and, well, sorta looks photoshopped.
Posted by: queensbee | September 28, 2011 at 10:52 AM
QB - it's a Flemish Giant rabbit. They do get enormous! I think they took that photo with a fish-eye lens for effect.
Posted by: Guin | September 28, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Flemish Giant bunny
Posted by: Guin | September 28, 2011 at 11:06 AM
What are the odds of someone finding a rabbit that size who has a humongous right arm just the right size to hold that rabbit!?!
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 28, 2011 at 11:10 AM
she could still hug my thumper...
sorry, i seem to be stuck on that thought.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 28, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Hasenpfeffer, supersized.
Posted by: ubetcha | September 28, 2011 at 11:55 AM
So this is what Jessica (Rabbit) looks without her makeup and sexy dress!
Posted by: funny man | September 28, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Where's Bambi?
Posted by: Ralph | September 28, 2011 at 08:02 PM
Ralph, sorry, wrong Bond
I've also been told these ladies actually play music!
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 28, 2011 at 09:42 PM
Has anyone here besides me seen the film classic "Night of the Lepus"?
Posted by: gullyborg | September 30, 2011 at 12:53 AM