WE'RE SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION

A woman was arrested on burglary charges after being found standing in a person’s garage naked with items loaded in the back of a truck, Collier County sheriff's deputies say.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Elon]

She couldn't find the time to also steal a pair of clothes?

[Spiny Norman]

I used to know people who did lots of meth. From their perspective, this scene would be perfectly logical.

[nursecindy]

Elon, I agree. If you're going to commit a crime, and you really suck at it and will probably end up in jail, put some clothes on first!

[max]

Obviously she works for Naked Lady Movers (a subsidiary of Furniture Strippers). Probably the "victim's" husband hired her and didn't want to admit it to his wife.

[Steve]

As with most men, it matters little WHY a woman is naked. Only that she IS naked.
However, in this case, meth may be suspected.

[Clankazoid]

None of this is a crime in France.

[EyeGore]

Maybe she thought she was invisible.

[Pirateboy]

That photo makes her look like not only did she fall out of the ugly tree, she hit a few branches on the way down.

[markhh]

I don't know pb. I bet she'd clean up kinda nice. She's definitely not a fall so the orange doesn't do a thing for her.

[nursecindy]

I'm shocked! Pirateboy are you saying you would not want to see her naked? markhh, that's exactly why I don't wear orange. It clashes with the red hair. I'm a fall, btw.

[Coconuts]

Guess the state.....again.

[NotSherly]

*snork*@ Max

[Ernie G]

She wasn't naked, she was nekkid. According to the late great Lewis Grizzard, naked means you ain't got any clothes on; nekkid means you ain't got any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.

[Pirateboy]

NC: Nope! I'm not that picky, but I prefer a women to have an IQ somewhere in the upper 1/3 of the population. If she can't think for herself, what's the point?

I dated a "deer the the headlights" woman once. It was actually pretty sad. She told me, seriously, that she didn't watch the news, or read a newspaper, because she doesn't understand all that fancy talk about the nation's economy.

When I first met her, I thought her eyes twinkled. I didn't realize that signal occurred after her brain told her it was "full", and shut down.

[nursecindy]

PB I dated a guy once that was gorgeous. All my friends kept telling me how lucky I was because he was so cute. He was also as dumb as a bag of hammers. They thought I was crazy when I broke up with him. Looks fade. Dumb goes on forever.

[Meanie the Blue]

Grand theft blotto?

[Elon]

I'm with PirateBoy. Every time I see studies saying men don't like smart, accomplished women, I laugh. Marrying, dating, or standing next to a bimbo holds no appeal.

[Neil G]

Actually PB I thought she looked surprisingly attractive for a [insert some drug, probably meth] addict. Most people don't look their bests for mug shots...

[Digger]

Wait a minute... the truck full of "items" was backing into the garage? Deliveries are illegal in Florida??