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She couldn't find the time to also steal a pair of clothes?
Posted by: Elon | September 25, 2011 at 02:16 PM
I used to know people who did lots of meth. From their perspective, this scene would be perfectly logical.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | September 25, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Elon, I agree. If you're going to commit a crime, and you really suck at it and will probably end up in jail, put some clothes on first!
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2011 at 02:37 PM
Obviously she works for Naked Lady Movers (a subsidiary of Furniture Strippers). Probably the "victim's" husband hired her and didn't want to admit it to his wife.
Posted by: max | September 25, 2011 at 03:36 PM
As with most men, it matters little WHY a woman is naked. Only that she IS naked.
However, in this case, meth may be suspected.
Posted by: Steve | September 25, 2011 at 04:14 PM
None of this is a crime in France.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 25, 2011 at 05:39 PM
Maybe she thought she was invisible.
Posted by: EyeGore | September 25, 2011 at 06:32 PM
That photo makes her look like not only did she fall out of the ugly tree, she hit a few branches on the way down.
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 25, 2011 at 07:30 PM
I don't know pb. I bet she'd clean up kinda nice. She's definitely not a fall so the orange doesn't do a thing for her.
Posted by: markhh | September 25, 2011 at 08:11 PM
I'm shocked! Pirateboy are you saying you would not want to see her naked? markhh, that's exactly why I don't wear orange. It clashes with the red hair. I'm a fall, btw.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2011 at 08:21 PM
Guess the state.....again.
Posted by: Coconuts | September 25, 2011 at 08:23 PM
*snork*@ Max
Posted by: NotSherly | September 25, 2011 at 09:04 PM
She wasn't naked, she was nekkid. According to the late great Lewis Grizzard, naked means you ain't got any clothes on; nekkid means you ain't got any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.
Posted by: Ernie G | September 25, 2011 at 10:15 PM
NC: Nope! I'm not that picky, but I prefer a women to have an IQ somewhere in the upper 1/3 of the population. If she can't think for herself, what's the point?
I dated a "deer the the headlights" woman once. It was actually pretty sad. She told me, seriously, that she didn't watch the news, or read a newspaper, because she doesn't understand all that fancy talk about the nation's economy.
When I first met her, I thought her eyes twinkled. I didn't realize that signal occurred after her brain told her it was "full", and shut down.
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 25, 2011 at 10:32 PM
PB I dated a guy once that was gorgeous. All my friends kept telling me how lucky I was because he was so cute. He was also as dumb as a bag of hammers. They thought I was crazy when I broke up with him. Looks fade. Dumb goes on forever.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2011 at 10:38 PM
Grand theft blotto?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2011 at 11:19 PM
I'm with PirateBoy. Every time I see studies saying men don't like smart, accomplished women, I laugh. Marrying, dating, or standing next to a bimbo holds no appeal.
Posted by: Elon | September 25, 2011 at 11:45 PM
Actually PB I thought she looked surprisingly attractive for a [insert some drug, probably meth] addict. Most people don't look their bests for mug shots...
Posted by: Neil G | September 26, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Wait a minute... the truck full of "items" was backing into the garage? Deliveries are illegal in Florida??
Posted by: Digger | September 26, 2011 at 04:04 PM