« Previous | Main | Next »
September 28, 2011
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-MiamiHerald.com
Links
- DaveBarry.com
- Columns
- You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
- Insane City
- Lunatics
- I'll Mature When I'm Dead
- The Shepherd, The Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
- Peter and the Starcatchers
- G2G (Guide to Guys: The Movie)
- Old Blog
- Remainders Tour
- Gene W.'s columns
- I'm With Stupid
- Acronyms
Dave Barry's Books
Music
Categories
- 24
- Books
- Caption Contest
- Current Affairs
- Dave Barry for President
- Do Not Click This Link
- Herald Hunt
- Jokes
- Past Columns
- Productivity Enhancers
- Starcatcher Play
- Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes
- videos
- Vintage Columns
- Walter
- WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
- YELLOW FOR CAUTION
- Yes, it's old. But it's important.
Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Rihanna can take her top off at my place any time she wants.
Posted by: wiredog | September 28, 2011 at 11:36 AM
For the record, it should be noted that he imposed the same rule on Michael Flatley.
Posted by: O'Lairbo | September 28, 2011 at 11:37 AM
By the same rule, Dave, do you mean you insist Rihanna keep her top on or the RBR's have to keep their tops on?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Giving all North Ireland Farmers a bad name, I'd say.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 28, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Was his wife around when he said this? If so, smart man.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 28, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Maybe he confused the name Rihanna with Fleetwood Mac's song "Rhiannon" and was trying to prevent being flashed by a 63-year-old Stevie Nicks (NTThere Would Be AWT).
Posted by: Lairbo | September 28, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Once again, as a card carrying AANR member I'm always dumbfounded at peoples' reactions to nekkidity. Sheesh. It's a boob. Get over it.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 28, 2011 at 02:13 PM
I don't suppose he'd want to stand there and watch her burn either.
Posted by: Wvplantman | September 28, 2011 at 02:14 PM
What's the matter hasn't he ever seen boobs before.
Posted by: Theresa | September 28, 2011 at 02:16 PM
I, too, have little idea who she is.
However, she'd have to be someone's hound dog before I'd object to her taking her top off.
Free the Belfast Two!
Posted by: Steve | September 28, 2011 at 02:31 PM
Rihanna is more than a bit of an exhibitionist, isn't she. But as several bloggers have already pointed out, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2011 at 02:47 PM
Poker? I never even touched her!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 28, 2011 at 03:25 PM
A Psych fan too, Just Some Guy?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 28, 2011 at 03:49 PM
Like the old west saloon.
Liquor in the front.
Poker in the rear.
Posted by: pokerplayer | September 28, 2011 at 04:37 PM
She showed off her lucky charms, but this Irish didn't spring.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2011 at 07:11 PM
*snork* at pokerplayer
Posted by: sandy | September 29, 2011 at 09:21 AM