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Mr. Sheen, Mr. Cruise, Mr. Trump, and Ms. Gaga, initiate Phase II.
Posted by: Oom, Lord of the Seventh Dimension | September 23, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Snooki?
Posted by: Pete Christensen | September 23, 2011 at 01:16 PM
Oom you forgot Pat Robertson.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 23, 2011 at 01:21 PM
cokie roberts
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 23, 2011 at 01:32 PM
Phase II is to abduct and return Pat Robertson to the Minus Thirtyfirst Dimension.
Posted by: Oom, Lord of the Seventh Dimension | September 23, 2011 at 01:34 PM
The Khardasians?
Posted by: MIkeyVA | September 23, 2011 at 01:48 PM
The aforementioned extraterrestrial also know as the "Warlock" who roams the earth has always managed to laugh his way all the way to the bank.
Posted by: Theresa | September 23, 2011 at 02:01 PM
Please sign the petition. I need to call home and forgot the number.
Posted by: random thunking | September 23, 2011 at 02:21 PM
Don't forget Perry!
Posted by: pogo | September 23, 2011 at 02:57 PM
Mulder!
Scully!
Mulder?
scully. (sotto voce)
Scully?
Scully!!!
Mulder?
Mulder??
MUUULLDER!
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 23, 2011 at 05:48 PM
Does Obamacare cover tinfoil hats?
Posted by: padraig | September 23, 2011 at 10:26 PM
btw Oom? When you come back for Pat Robertson, if you're low on gas or anything, let us know and we'll take up a collection.
Posted by: padraig | September 23, 2011 at 10:28 PM
"Dear Sirs:
The U.S. government hereby formally acknowledges an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race. It's called the Sun. In order to release into the public domain 'all files from all agencies and military services relevant to this phenomenon', the Freedom of Information Act allows the imposition of reasonable fees including costs incurred in the collection, printing, distribution, etc. of said materials. In order for us to comply with your request, please reply to this letter with payment of $14,726,790,407,953.74 to the U.S. Treasury.
Thank you.
The Bureau of Extraterrestrial Affairs."
Posted by: Ralph | September 23, 2011 at 10:28 PM
Ralph, Tim Geithner on line 2 for you.
Posted by: padraig | September 23, 2011 at 10:53 PM
Anybody seen my gun? I swore I dropped it right around here somewhere.
Posted by: Fox Mulder | September 23, 2011 at 10:55 PM
Are the aliens here legally?
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 24, 2011 at 09:57 AM
Are we here legally? I think the native Americans might be best able to answer that.
(Before we point fingers, we need to rethink our points. And every time you point a finger, at least three others --usually--are pointing at you. And in our representative democracy majority rules.)
Posted by: funny man | September 25, 2011 at 09:48 AM