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September 25, 2011
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
We'll drive a million miles,
to take your case.
So if you've been knocked low,
turn off your radio,
The word's we'll use are strong.
We'll make you some money.
So now the lawsuit's on!
Oh baby, sue with me!
We'll have some fun alright!
We'll all Wang Chung tonight.
We'll take their money like thieves in the night.
They'll be Wang Chunged tonight.
etc.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2011 at 02:46 PM
Ding dong.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 25, 2011 at 06:26 PM
In his Vera Wang suit,
Mr. Wang was a hoot,
You see he'd drank too much at the ChinaBar
and now his Wang was his emptying...
figure it out yourself!
Posted by: funny man | September 25, 2011 at 07:01 PM
You know those signs about not feeding the animals?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | September 25, 2011 at 07:59 PM
Probably pronounced "wong." It's wrong to say wang, it's wong.
Posted by: pac northwest | September 25, 2011 at 09:16 PM
I hope this law firmness can diversify, perhaps by adding a female partner. Named Johnson.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | September 25, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Part of that vast, right-Wang conspiracy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2011 at 11:55 PM