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Offenders in Ala. town can choose jail or church
(Thanks to jon harris)
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Offenders in Ala. town can choose jail or church
(Thanks to jon harris)
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Hmm... Wait, do we get to choose which church?
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 24, 2011 at 08:53 PM
I suffered that particular punishment for 18 years. I think I'll choose jail.
Posted by: Toto | September 24, 2011 at 09:32 PM
Maybe try a nondenomenational church? They do a lot of singing. Good for the soul.
Posted by: Theresa | September 24, 2011 at 09:46 PM
Either way, you need conviction.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 24, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Um, I'll trade for the curtain, Monty.
*warms up geezer bus*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2011 at 10:36 PM
Easy choice.
Posted by: Ralph | September 24, 2011 at 10:52 PM
which 'House of the Rising Sun' will he chose?
Posted by: sandy | September 25, 2011 at 08:59 AM
*choose
Posted by: sandy | September 25, 2011 at 09:20 AM
You do get to choose, but the news report I heard said you have to report weekly, or it's kiss the jail matron. In jail.
What I would like to know, if the choice is pre-ordained, or limited, to certain "churches",
or do you get to choose any legitimate church?
I'd think, if ever in that situation, I'd choose Church's.
The chicken place would not be hard to visit weekly.
fried fowl. Mighty tasty, although
Posted by: funny man | September 25, 2011 at 09:34 AM
...could be a death sentence in it';s own way...
Posted by: funny man | September 25, 2011 at 09:35 AM
Too late, Jeff. The current LMaD sucks. Wayne Brady is no Monty Hall. Jonathan Mangum (the announcer) is no Jay Stewart. And NOBODY can replace Carol Merrill.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 25, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Come on down to my Church! I'll scare the h3ll out of you!
Posted by: The Church Lady | September 25, 2011 at 12:34 PM
The choice would have been a church in Big Hill, KY, the "Church of Jesus Christ of the Very, Very Narrow Path". The preacher ran out of room writing across the building at the first "Very" and had to draw an arrow down to the rest in smaller letters.
You'd think the Lord would have seen that coming.
Posted by: Steve | September 25, 2011 at 04:53 PM
Can you say "unconstitutional?" Good. I knew you could.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 26, 2011 at 06:53 PM