THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
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September 28, 2011
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guess it kinda burned her a$$....
Posted by: queensbee | September 28, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Key quote about a different incident:
It was like a porcelain hand grenade went off
Porcelain Hand Grenade would not be a good name for a rock band since the concert shirts would result in TSA detention.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 28, 2011 at 11:31 AM
...a memo made the rounds in the GSA building, warning people not to flush.
Loathe though I am to say it, apparently the government really can't do s#!t.
[alternate joke: "And you thought DC stunk before now!]
Posted by: Lairbo, who has nothing left to believe in | September 28, 2011 at 11:33 AM
They have to have the HIGH PRESSURE to get rid of all the crap the government puts out. Going to have an occasional explosion. That is the price we pay for electing all these clowns (all parties)
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 28, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Exploding Toilet & the Mechanical Failure opened for The Doors in '68.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 28, 2011 at 12:02 PM
They've raised the alert level to " Brown " .
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 28, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Somebody's going to need a good donut cushion for a few weeks.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 28, 2011 at 12:16 PM
That means Dave you will have to be extra careful.
Posted by: Theresa | September 28, 2011 at 02:11 PM
Thought for sure this article was going to mention Taco Bell somewhere.
Big deal, a sh!tstorm in DC. That's what we call Tuesday.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 28, 2011 at 02:18 PM
Most of us older guys seem to have more difficulty with inadequate water pressure.
And why does it seem it's always guvment toilets that explode? I could see it in Congress because hot air expands.
Posted by: Steve | September 28, 2011 at 02:36 PM
The story headline on AOL was "Toilet Explodes, Lands Woman in Hospital". I thought - wow, that's good aim!
Posted by: IndianaGirl | September 28, 2011 at 03:04 PM
If they stuck to pythons this would never happen.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2011 at 07:19 PM
It figures that the gubmint wouldn't be under the same lame lo-flo restrictions it's mandated for us peons.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | September 29, 2011 at 05:40 AM
This would have been so much better if it had happened at EPA. After all, thanks to EPA and their regulations we now can't buy a toilet that actually works unless you are willing to drive to Canada and smuggle a new one back into the country.
Posted by: Davec | September 29, 2011 at 11:03 AM