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Metal-eating 80-year-old retires after choking on bike pedal
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ed Doherty)
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I'd guess this guy getting braces would be redundant.
Posted by: Martini Shark | September 21, 2011 at 09:51 AM
yeah, give it to branko, he'll eat anything!
(i'm getting on the bus, yes)
Posted by: queensbee | September 21, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Shouldn't this say "Metal-eating 80-year-old DIES after choking on brake pedal" ?
Posted by: Beckster | September 21, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Probably not since he did not die.
OTOH he would never make it through a TSA screening.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | September 21, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I'd hate to be the doctor doing his colonoscopy. Of course, I'd hate to be doctor doing anyone's colonoscopy.
Posted by: Coconuts | September 21, 2011 at 10:38 AM
^ the
Posted by: Coconuts | September 21, 2011 at 10:41 AM
and what did he retire from? eating stupid stuff, or some job?
Posted by: queensbee | September 21, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Are they trying to say that Mr Crnogorac is crazy? Did he also eat some vowels out of his name?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 21, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Retire, rebrake, rebumper, repedal, rejetliner. Just so many things you can eat again and again and not get start looking for something new, like Mazda sushi.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 21, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Well I only have one comment. "THIS GUY IS FREAKING NUTS" now back to your regular comments.
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 21, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Gee, his article said that he almost died. Do ya think. I guess that it wasn't his time to go yet.
Posted by: Theresa | September 21, 2011 at 12:12 PM
♫♫You can even eat the dishes.♫♫
I guess he can officially be recycled now.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 21, 2011 at 01:27 PM
Well, I'm awed at what he can do, but seems that he's pica habit is over now. He's amazing given the fact that that he ate all of those stuff and still managed to survive at 60, he must have a super gut. ☺
Posted by: paulstrecker | September 21, 2011 at 02:52 PM
**Oops.. I mean 80 yrs old.
Posted by: paulstrecker | September 21, 2011 at 02:53 PM
His dietary fiber bill must be enormous.
And where do you buy a reinforced toilet?
Posted by: Steve | September 21, 2011 at 02:58 PM
He'll never need Geritol. Ever.
I hear he has a magnetic personality.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 21, 2011 at 05:23 PM
Palate for plates?
♫♫ Hey, Mr. Billy Goat, how are you?
You eat everything in sight, and belong in the zoo! ♫♫
Posted by: funny man | September 22, 2011 at 03:57 AM