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Posted by: Loudmouth | September 26, 2011 at 05:21 PM
I heard that on TV that he died. What a popular product to of created.
Posted by: Theresa | September 26, 2011 at 05:36 PM
...funeral will take place in Dallas, Texas.
- followed by his burial at a Cool Ranch
Posted by: sandy | September 26, 2011 at 05:44 PM
"Creator"? The way I read it, what he's really famous for is creating a commercial name for what everyone else already called "tortilla chips". What he should be famous for is for rounding the corners so they don't lacerate your gums and, simultaneously, rub salt and red pepper into them. Now, that's an accomplishment.
Posted by: ScottMGS | September 26, 2011 at 05:56 PM
Ever had anyone breathe in your face after eating Doritos...? Good bye and good riddance.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 26, 2011 at 06:10 PM
I confess I've eaten Doritos in bed before. I don't think I'd want to spend eternity with them under me.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 26, 2011 at 08:55 PM
His body will decay away, but those chips will still be glowing thirty years from now.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2011 at 10:04 PM
I heard he died of nacho-ral causes...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 26, 2011 at 11:19 PM
What, no beer?
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 27, 2011 at 04:07 AM
Coming soon to the SyFy channel: Attack of the Nacho Zombies!
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 27, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Stoners of the world are mourning.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 27, 2011 at 01:32 PM
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 27, 2011 at 03:49 PM