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*seconds Snooki*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | September 23, 2011 at 01:11 PM
Buddy?
Posted by: mesmo | September 23, 2011 at 01:12 PM
Thirds Snooki. Although Buddy is good too.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 23, 2011 at 01:18 PM
Ophryotrocha trumpi. Unless that's already taken by a different worm.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 23, 2011 at 01:25 PM
cokie roberts
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 23, 2011 at 01:39 PM
Donald Trump?
Posted by: MIkeyVA | September 23, 2011 at 01:45 PM
Ridley?
Posted by: wiredog | September 23, 2011 at 02:03 PM
Dick Cheney
Posted by: Rich | September 23, 2011 at 02:38 PM
Edgar?
Nah, I'm going with Snooki too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 23, 2011 at 02:49 PM
My ex husband?
Posted by: Charlotte | September 23, 2011 at 02:54 PM
Pat Robertson
Posted by: pogo | September 23, 2011 at 03:08 PM
Dubya
Posted by: queensbee | September 23, 2011 at 04:05 PM
Leave Ridley alone, wiredog!
Posted by: B.Clinton | September 23, 2011 at 04:23 PM
Howard Stern?
Posted by: Gary | September 23, 2011 at 04:49 PM
Obama because he is an expert in "Tax-Onomy"!
Posted by: Bill | September 23, 2011 at 06:03 PM
Is this the Antarctic, sea-dwelling worm that spends its time 2000 metres below the water's surface, wriggling in the rotting carcasses of whales who just had a celebrity roast on TV ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 23, 2011 at 07:39 PM
At the mention of a "hoover", the following names came to mind: Hoover (of course), Pinto, Vernonwormer, D-Day, Stork, Otter, Bluto, Boon, and Flounder.
And Politicalaide because these worms wriggle around in bloated waste.
Posted by: Steve | September 23, 2011 at 08:40 PM
I once knew a girl in high school whose nickname was "Hoover"...
Gotta go with "Snooki", btw.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | September 23, 2011 at 09:08 PM
Snookie works for me.
Posted by: Bill | September 24, 2011 at 12:22 AM
Why even ask us when you've got the answer right there?
Posted by: tash | September 24, 2011 at 01:03 PM
We have "The Situation" in hand. --Snookie
Translation: she has the weird dude by the balls...
Posted by: funny man | September 24, 2011 at 03:59 PM
Michael (Pizza the Hut) Moore. Oh, my fault, I thought you wanted to name the rotten whale.
Posted by: EyeGore | September 24, 2011 at 07:01 PM
But...
I thought Snooki was a rotting whale carcass.
Posted by: Carl-Bear | September 24, 2011 at 08:41 PM
Didn't anyone read the rules? It has to be Ophryotrocha snookii.
Posted by: Ralph | September 24, 2011 at 08:44 PM