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Put your hands togeter for Groin Smash Horror.
(Thanks to Bill Moore)
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Put your hands togeter for Groin Smash Horror.
(Thanks to Bill Moore)
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Who knew cyclists should be sitting ON their helmets?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | September 24, 2011 at 09:04 PM
Didn't they do a remake of Cat Scratch Fever?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 24, 2011 at 10:02 PM
"He lost control at a low speed and the handlebar went into his groin area. It was actually just off to the side of the groin area, the upper thigh area - it wasn't quite in the private parts," he told APNZ.
Anything to the side of the groinal area is better.
Trust me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2011 at 10:38 PM
I vote with Jeff: the thighs have it.
Posted by: Ralph | September 24, 2011 at 10:53 PM
Actually, put your legs together for Groin Smash Horror.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 25, 2011 at 08:14 AM
I did this exact same thing about 50 years back. I was riding my bike through high grass at the side of the road when I discovered a surprise, hidden ditch.
But I had to get back on and ride home. No helicopter for me.
Fortunately, while the bike had scored a touchdown, it had split the goalposts, so to speak.
Posted by: Steve | September 25, 2011 at 04:46 PM
Coulda been worse. Coulda been an instantaneous and unwanted transgenderization.
Maybe "Instantaneous Transgender" WBAGNFARB.......or not.....
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 25, 2011 at 09:43 PM
Oh, and "togeter"? Is that the German spelling? If not, I'm sure Judi will forthwith be fired.
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 25, 2011 at 09:46 PM
Written, incidentally, by Mr. Backhouse. You can't make this stuff up!
Posted by: eil | September 26, 2011 at 11:37 AM