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September 24, 2011


Put your hands togeter for Groin Smash Horror.

(Thanks to Bill Moore)


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Who knew cyclists should be sitting ON their helmets?

Didn't they do a remake of Cat Scratch Fever?

"He lost control at a low speed and the handlebar went into his groin area. It was actually just off to the side of the groin area, the upper thigh area - it wasn't quite in the private parts," he told APNZ.

Anything to the side of the groinal area is better.

Trust me.

I vote with Jeff: the thighs have it.

Actually, put your legs together for Groin Smash Horror.

I did this exact same thing about 50 years back. I was riding my bike through high grass at the side of the road when I discovered a surprise, hidden ditch.
But I had to get back on and ride home. No helicopter for me.
Fortunately, while the bike had scored a touchdown, it had split the goalposts, so to speak.

Coulda been worse. Coulda been an instantaneous and unwanted transgenderization.

Maybe "Instantaneous Transgender" WBAGNFARB.......or not.....

Oh, and "togeter"? Is that the German spelling? If not, I'm sure Judi will forthwith be fired.

Written, incidentally, by Mr. Backhouse. You can't make this stuff up!

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