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Yes, Octoberfest definitely makes you think of beer.
Posted by: Theresa | September 30, 2011 at 12:11 PM
German Good Samaritan deprives British dumbass of Darwin Award nomination.
Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Beer: is there anything it can't do?
Posted by: MOTW | September 30, 2011 at 01:17 PM
Sir Topham Hat is not amused.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 30, 2011 at 01:52 PM
'"If he hadn't been noticed he would certainly have fallen onto the track once the train got moving and would be dead by now," said one officer. '
I disagree. This is exactly the kind of situation that only an extremely drunk person is able to survive. We've seen it time and again, God does love his drunks. That's why He made so many.
Posted by: padraig | September 30, 2011 at 03:42 PM
The "A" train.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 01, 2011 at 09:16 AM
When in doubt,
takesleep (on) the train!Posted by: funny man | October 01, 2011 at 12:11 PM