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did he want to be rescued?
Posted by: queensbee | September 27, 2011 at 09:48 AM
Kaffy! How are you?
So, even Down Under alcohol appears to have been involved.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 27, 2011 at 09:57 AM
Here is the Air New Zealand safety video with the streaking granny.
I wish ours were as entertaining.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 27, 2011 at 10:03 AM
That's a pretty good video.
Posted by: Elon | September 27, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Nice to know her fame didn't just trickle away.
Posted by: Jim | September 27, 2011 at 11:12 AM
So if Mr. Officer became a policeman, he'd be Officer Officer?
Posted by: IndianaGirl | September 27, 2011 at 11:47 AM
I'd nip back into my seat anytime for that one pilot. Wow!
Posted by: nursecindy | September 27, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Too bad our airline safety videos aren't this inventive, might stop the cases of calling the cops to remove a jerk who wouldn't shut off his cell phone as delayed a flight here recently. That merely delayed a whole planeload of people.
Posted by: coscolo | September 27, 2011 at 12:51 PM
To pee or not to pee, that was the question.
Posted by: MOTW | September 27, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I must be going blind because I didn't understand but every third word in the written story. They really needed those HUNKY KIWIs to tell it to me. (I dated a Kiwi back 100 years ago, and they are worth every nip!)
Posted by: eil | September 27, 2011 at 02:41 PM
Guess the guy they saved was a kiweewee.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 27, 2011 at 06:20 PM
Good thing Miss Kaffy was there to save the day!
Posted by: rachael | September 27, 2011 at 06:51 PM
"What's your name, sir?"
"Russell Officer"
"And what's your last name, sir?"
"I told you, Officer!"
(Sound of Taser charging)
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 27, 2011 at 09:59 PM
Crouch, touch and brace?
Sorry, I'm in the wrong bar!
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 27, 2011 at 10:04 PM