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Bet it felt a bit Daffy as the end of that ride.
Posted by: wiredog | September 30, 2011 at 02:07 PM
Yeah, well let's just see how well it does after having a cow dropped on it.
Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2011 at 02:22 PM
"affff.......laccccc........"
Posted by: padraig | September 30, 2011 at 02:23 PM
we're gonna need more marinade
Posted by: sandy | September 30, 2011 at 02:32 PM
Maybe the driver was trying to make his own duck sauce...
Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2011 at 02:34 PM
If the duck was stuck inside the grille and looking out, would that make it a "Peeking Duck"?
Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2011 at 02:36 PM
Driving Miss Daisy?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2011 at 02:44 PM
*snork* @ MtB.
Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2011 at 02:47 PM
"Indestructible Duck" WNBAGNFARB.....but maybe for a bubblegum group.....
Do they even call them that anymore?
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 30, 2011 at 03:15 PM
"The two men plus duck then drove to a local panel beater."
As in Dorothy Kilgallen, Arlene Francis & Bennett Cerf?
*...stumbles to seat at the back of the geezer bus*
Posted by: ubetcha | September 30, 2011 at 04:38 PM
Wiredog--My thoughts exactly! I'm betting Bugs used a crossing-guard costume and fooled poor Daffy with one one of his revolving signs saying something like "DUCK CROSSING LANE"...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 30, 2011 at 06:32 PM
"Indestructible Duck" starring Nic Cage. Bestial Howard the Duck version of the Bruce Willis movie. Noooo.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 30, 2011 at 06:44 PM
OMG ubetcha, snork snork!!
Posted by: glocke380 | October 01, 2011 at 11:19 AM
He took a duck in the grill at 100 klicks? Not that impressive.
"He took a duck in the face at 250 knots." Very impressive.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | October 01, 2011 at 11:49 PM