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September 21, 2011

HAS ANYBODY SEEN CHUCK TESTA LATELY?

Police in Fayette County are on the hunt for as many as five men — possibly with backaches — who stole an 8-foot-tall, 800-pound, mounted grizzly bear from the second-floor of a Uniontown bar.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Edgar?

Is it safe to assume that alcohol was involved?

They took it to keep the 800 lb. gorilla in their living room company. Jeff, I think it's safe to assume that alcohol was required for this job.

They seem very persistent, because they even came back for it. Such a waste they ruined the mounted bear.

A bar owner named El-Ayazra? Maybe he should get a stuffed eagle and re-name his place the Bear Den.

WHO mounted a bear? I think they were really drunk, or....

but good news, folks, the bear has been found!!!

I suspect Mr. Arm and Velda Von Minx. That ain't far from the 'Burgh.

Nope.

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