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September 30, 2011

FLORIDA SPORTS UPDATE

A 23-year-old man on Sept. 19 told deputies his "female roommate" whacked him with a golf club, which the roommate apparently identified as a six iron.

"He said that they got into an argument over porn," the report states. "She told him to get away from her and he did not. She then grabbed a golf club and started beating him with it."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Given my druthers, I'd probably have chosen a 4 or 5.

If she wanted to correct his putz, that's the wrong club.

Stupid. Everybody knows you reach for a 9 iron in this type of situation.

Tiger, Tiger, slicing right
Through the porning of the night.

What no Tiger Woods?

I spoke too soon. She should have used a wood.

Diva, with porn involved, he probably had the wood.

The wise caddy would have recommended a pitching wedge or a baseball bat.

She was probably tired of him talking about a threesome with his hand on his shaft, making a stroke

Definitely a mashie.

a six iron, what was she thinking? A 3 iron or a wood obviously means more distance but what does a six iron mean? I'm a man so I don't understand all the cues women use but what message does a 6 iron send?

Max,she was six of him and he could iron his own shirts. He's lucky his Top-Flites are still in his bag.

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