FLORIDA SPORTS UPDATE
"He said that they got into an argument over porn," the report states. "She told him to get away from her and he did not. She then grabbed a golf club and started beating him with it."
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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September 30, 2011
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Given my druthers, I'd probably have chosen a 4 or 5.
Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2011 at 12:04 PM
If she wanted to correct his putz, that's the wrong club.
Posted by: Diva | September 30, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Stupid. Everybody knows you reach for a 9 iron in this type of situation.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 30, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Tiger, Tiger, slicing right
Through the porning of the night.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 30, 2011 at 12:10 PM
What no Tiger Woods?
Posted by: Theresa | September 30, 2011 at 12:14 PM
I spoke too soon. She should have used a wood.
Posted by: Diva | September 30, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Diva, with porn involved, he probably had the wood.
Posted by: WVplantman | September 30, 2011 at 12:39 PM
The wise caddy would have recommended a pitching wedge or a baseball bat.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 30, 2011 at 01:54 PM
She was probably tired of him talking about a threesome with his hand on his shaft, making a stroke
Posted by: sandy | September 30, 2011 at 02:12 PM
Definitely a mashie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2011 at 04:34 PM
a six iron, what was she thinking? A 3 iron or a wood obviously means more distance but what does a six iron mean? I'm a man so I don't understand all the cues women use but what message does a 6 iron send?
Posted by: max | September 30, 2011 at 04:53 PM
Max,she was six of him and he could iron his own shirts. He's lucky his Top-Flites are still in his bag.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 01, 2011 at 09:02 AM