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ewwwwwwwww.
Posted by: hagymom4 | September 22, 2011 at 04:21 PM
When Mr Brenner went to college, where he's majoring in Animal Husbandry...
Posted by: fivver | September 22, 2011 at 04:27 PM
any marine biologists out there want to comment on the logistics of this?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 22, 2011 at 04:29 PM
I'm guessing that, other than the dolphin, he's single.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 22, 2011 at 04:34 PM
What guy wouldn't want a date with a girl with a blow hole?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 22, 2011 at 04:35 PM
...flag is thrown at Layzeeboy.....checking rulebook for incredibly bad, disgusting, funny comment......
Posted by: LeDud | September 22, 2011 at 04:44 PM
Sheep are more versatile. You can cut off their fur and make clothes out of it.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | September 22, 2011 at 04:46 PM
*SMACKS* Layzeeboy with flag.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 22, 2011 at 04:49 PM
I believe in the Carl Haiisen historical novel "Tourist Season", there is a description of such an incident.
Posted by: Wvplantman | September 22, 2011 at 04:51 PM
So, what's the porpoise of the article?
Posted by: Flipper | September 22, 2011 at 05:14 PM
"you have to plan an exit strategy"....
Otherwise the dolphin will move in with you, insist on a heated aquarium, and expect all (small) fish she can eat....
and you better not cheat on her! She knows some real nasty sharks and a few piranha...
Posted by: funny man | September 22, 2011 at 05:17 PM
1 in 6 men and 1 in 7 women have had sex with an animal? I will admit that my standards have sometimes gone pretty low after a long weekend of drinking, but still.
Posted by: max | September 22, 2011 at 05:22 PM
The wonderful thing about the internet is that you can find instructions for beginners.
Posted by: Ralph | September 22, 2011 at 06:24 PM
Gaaaaaaaaag. Oh, and you know it smelled fishy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 22, 2011 at 07:10 PM
Why wasn't this a guess the state quiz?!
Posted by: JD | September 22, 2011 at 07:36 PM
My girlfriend's (now wife for 38 years) pervert of a dog humped my leg every chance he got. I hated that dog, partly because there were indicators that he had me outsmarted a time or two.
Does that count as sexual contact? If it does, that figure needs to go way up.
Posted by: Steve | September 22, 2011 at 08:53 PM
If you want to end your relationship with a dolphin, all you have to do is Flipper off.
-PB
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 22, 2011 at 10:31 PM
What was right with it is that the dolphin initiated the whole sexual thing. As I mentioned, she was in isolation - she'd be using me to satisfy her sexual needs.
So...as usual it was the woman's fault?
Not creepy at all!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 23, 2011 at 07:24 AM
Someone, somewhere is probably eagerly awaiting the sequel ..."Ewe are my Mistress"
Posted by: tinlizzie | September 24, 2011 at 11:09 PM