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September 26, 2011

CALIFORNIA STRUMPDATE

At 7 tonight Ridley and I will be talking about The Bridge to Never Land at Kepler's, 1010 El Camino Real, Menlo Park. You will want to attend, because after our talk Ridley will demonstrate how to artificially inseminate an ostrich using ordinary kitchen utensils. 

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You're right I would love to see that. Ordinary kitchen utensils? Wow.

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Basterd.

I wonder what he could do with extraordinary kitchen utensils?

PETA wants proof this is a consenting ostrich before they feature Ridley on their porn site.

So that's why all those ostriches were burying themselves.

That was inglourious, Loudmouth!

Like many an amorous endeavor, it starts with a drink.

i am so sorry to have to miss it - maybe a film will be available, especially the ostrich part..?

Will the ostrich be wearing a feather boa?

Finally! I've been wanting to know how to do this forEVER!

WOW. I wonder what Ridley will be doing when they finally make it to Miami.

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