CALIFORNIA STRUMPDATE
At 7 tonight Ridley and I will be talking about The Bridge to Never Land at Kepler's, 1010 El Camino Real, Menlo Park. You will want to attend, because after our talk Ridley will demonstrate how to artificially inseminate an ostrich using ordinary kitchen utensils.
You're right I would love to see that. Ordinary kitchen utensils? Wow.
Posted by: Theresa | September 26, 2011 at 05:56 PM
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Posted by: JD | September 26, 2011 at 05:56 PM
Basterd.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 26, 2011 at 07:26 PM
I wonder what he could do with extraordinary kitchen utensils?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 26, 2011 at 08:52 PM
PETA wants proof this is a consenting ostrich before they feature Ridley on their porn site.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | September 26, 2011 at 08:54 PM
So that's why all those ostriches were burying themselves.
Posted by: Elon | September 26, 2011 at 09:13 PM
That was inglourious, Loudmouth!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | September 26, 2011 at 09:22 PM
Like many an amorous endeavor, it starts with a drink.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2011 at 09:41 PM
i am so sorry to have to miss it - maybe a film will be available, especially the ostrich part..?
Posted by: queensbee | September 27, 2011 at 07:50 AM
Will the ostrich be wearing a feather boa?
Posted by: Steve | September 27, 2011 at 09:57 AM
Finally! I've been wanting to know how to do this forEVER!
Posted by: Mike Weasel | September 27, 2011 at 12:14 PM
WOW. I wonder what Ridley will be doing when they finally make it to Miami.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 27, 2011 at 01:30 PM