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( Jeopardy Theme music ) plays until marriage ends.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 30, 2011 at 02:09 PM
I read something similar to that once that would limit it to 7 years. Some people would probably love 2 year. They would just keep on changing people. I don't see how you could label it a commitment let alone a marriage.
Posted by: Theresa | September 30, 2011 at 02:15 PM
Don't ask, don't stay.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2011 at 02:21 PM
What do they need these for? All marriage licenses are temporary. Although some sort of "Use by" dating would be helpful.
Posted by: padraig | September 30, 2011 at 02:25 PM
just boink like there is no tomorrow. that is all.
oh, and just shoot me now.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 30, 2011 at 02:50 PM
Next- birth certificates with an expiration date
Posted by: pokerplayer | September 30, 2011 at 03:37 PM
I thought they already had this in California.
Posted by: Ross | September 30, 2011 at 03:46 PM
45 lo-o-o-n-g wunnerful years of wedded bliss too late.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | September 30, 2011 at 04:22 PM
I wish they had that in Florida last December. I made it a whopping 7 months this time. The 3rd time is definitely NOT the charm, even if I knew the rat for 45 years.
I'm moving to Mexico.
Posted by: ubetcha | September 30, 2011 at 04:42 PM
Hmmmm. Free agency. What's my bid?
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 30, 2011 at 06:52 PM
Won't work here. The American attention span isn't that long.
Posted by: Steve | October 01, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Actually, maybe a marriage learners permit isn't a half-bad idea.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 01, 2011 at 04:10 PM