ATTENTION, NOBEL COMMITTE:
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
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kids today have no idea how good they have it. when I was young we had to make our snowmen with out own hands, and we had to get tramp through the snow to do it. none of these new fangled electric snowman machines for us.
Posted by: max | September 26, 2011 at 05:48 PM
Phew! The latest crisis averted. Okay, Winter, we're ready for you now.
Posted by: JD | September 26, 2011 at 05:59 PM
Interesting, but where are they going to get snow now that
Anthropogenic GlobalSapiogenic Galactic Warming has made winter snow a thing of the past?I suppose they could just pay Al Gore to come by and preach about the dangers of the warming climate; that usually works.
Hmm... wet snow snow and exposed electrically charged surfaces. That might be entertaining.
Posted by: Carl-Bear | September 26, 2011 at 06:06 PM
So if this goes through and someone invents the " snowball ", they'll get sued...?
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 26, 2011 at 06:07 PM
That's not a Snow Man/Woman, Dave, that's a snow couple making littie snow cones IYKWIM.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2011 at 06:10 PM
This is patently absurd!
If this patent is granted, then technically allyour snowmen are belong to us?
Alas, poor Frosty, I knew him well...
(But he had a cold, cold heart)
Hey, look! A snow-fish! Oh, nevermind. It's only a tuna-melt.
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 26, 2011 at 06:15 PM
We are not about to open an unknown PDF. That's how Charlie Sheen got that way.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | September 26, 2011 at 08:56 PM
Does it work for transgender snowpersons, or is it another excuse for DADT? We need some federal rules about this before it becomes an election issue.
Posted by: Ralph | September 26, 2011 at 09:25 PM
His chances in Hell remain remote.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2011 at 09:46 PM
Hi All!!!
Thanks for all the positive feedback. I am glad people are out there having fun with this.
Seriously, the patent is described in humorous detail. I invite you to read it. Its designed to be entertaining.
But more than that there is a real invention here. Its an example of good ol american ingenuity and creativity. This is what makes us great.
Have fun out there!!!
Peace out,
Posted by: marc asperas | September 27, 2011 at 08:18 AM
Oh THAT is how you do it!
Posted by: MIkeyVA | September 27, 2011 at 08:53 AM