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That would be better than having a bell tied around your toe running up through the ground I guess.
Personally I want them to be really, really sure before they put me in the ground. Really sure, really
Posted by: oldfatguy | September 22, 2011 at 11:45 AM
How often does this happen over there that they decided they needed a system?? Maybe their docs need better training. *Reminds self to not be unconscious in Turkey*
Posted by: IndianaGirl | September 22, 2011 at 12:01 PM
When I first started working in the ER we had a patient die after a heart attack. I noticed his watch was still running. I told the ER doctor that when someone died their watch should stop too. He said that sounded like a good idea but a lot of un-dead people might freak out if they looked down and saw their watches had suddenly stopped.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 22, 2011 at 12:07 PM
I saw ZOMBIELAND. This early warning device could save the human race when the zombies rise up (physically and metaphorically).
Posted by: LeDud | September 22, 2011 at 12:42 PM
This is Turkey, which is rather close to Romania. My guess is they're looking for vampires. :D
Posted by: Diva | September 22, 2011 at 01:15 PM
We should so get this system here.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 22, 2011 at 01:28 PM
Why not. The world needs a few zombies.
Posted by: Theresa | September 22, 2011 at 01:49 PM
If it is commonplace for the dead to come back to life in Turkish morgues, I am cashing in all my frequent flyer miles and taking Mom there immediately.
Posted by: The Minx | September 22, 2011 at 03:25 PM
The warning system should say: "NOPE! Chuck Testa!"
Posted by: Claire | September 22, 2011 at 03:58 PM
Patent infringement?
Posted by: Ralph | September 22, 2011 at 06:11 PM
Hang in there Minx. You are in my prayers.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 22, 2011 at 08:45 PM
Is the warning device a wetness sensor for the watchman's pants?
Posted by: Steve | September 22, 2011 at 08:56 PM