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Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2011 at 10:39 AM
What do you mean, "a Bermuda airport"? There is only one!
Hmmm, the internet top-level domain for Bermuda is .bm
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 30, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Snooki?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Sadly, though I checked
many, manyother sources, none of them had a picture of Ms. Phillips, dressed or naked.Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2011 at 11:03 AM
She decided to make a clean breast of it
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | August 30, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Well, the article answered my question she was arrested for indecent exposure. Go figure.
Posted by: Theresa | August 30, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Did they still grope her? Bermuda no shorts.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 30, 2011 at 11:30 AM
"Don't go through customs"? Does that mean the court wants people to smuggle themselves in and out of the country?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 30, 2011 at 11:31 AM
NMUA--exactly what I was wondering! So, she can either never come home, smuggle herself in, or subject herself to strip searches. I'm not sure that she did anything wrong--she just saved their equivalent of TSA officers a couple of steps.
Posted by: marebear | August 30, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Now that's what I call a bon mot, Mot. ;)
Posted by: Diva | August 30, 2011 at 05:06 PM
Mind photo: Naked woman on one side of the walk-through, throwing undies, bra, shorts, shoes, shirt... through walk-through. No beeping? She's good then. Well, unless she's the kinky type who hides things, er, um, well, you know...
Posted by: eil | August 30, 2011 at 06:05 PM
marebear, she just zipped herself ino a one-quart resealable bag, done deal!!!
Posted by: frodolives | August 30, 2011 at 07:35 PM