WE CONSIDERED MAKING A JOKE INVOLVING THE WORD 'PECKER,' BUT DECIDED WE ARE WAY TOO CLASSY
Woman arrested at LAX for allegedly smuggling birds taped to her body
(Thanks to klezmerphan)
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Another Hooters girl running afowl of the law.
Posted by: padraig | August 29, 2011 at 09:56 AM
I could have maybe made that a little funnier but I figured it was kind of a race to get the first Hooters joke in.
Posted by: padraig | August 29, 2011 at 09:57 AM
Do these smuggling idiots just not know about TSA searches?
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 29, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Good to know TSA gropers know a boob from a bird.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 29, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Was the one taped to her chest a blue tit?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | August 29, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Wrapped up in a sock and stuffed under someone's armpit was probably more comfortable than most of the seats in tourist class.
Posted by: Clankie | August 29, 2011 at 10:31 AM
TSA officials probably know that most women don't chirp down there when they walk. Unless they're wearing corduroy pants. Congratulations on the classiness Dave.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I hate to think where it nested. (Or maybe I don't .....)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 29, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Ummm, cindy? "Most" women don't chirp down there? Is there a condition that I could look up on WebMD?
Posted by: padraig | August 29, 2011 at 10:50 AM
padraig, look up tinnitus. Because if you hear a woman chirping down there chances are that's what you've got.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2011 at 12:56 PM
SNORK @ cindy! And I hope they tacked on a cruelty to animals charge, too. Those couldn't be happy birds with their feathers (almost wrote fathers) taped up. Then again, if they were teenage birds, they would probably LOVE seeing their fathers taped up.
Posted by: eil | August 29, 2011 at 01:03 PM
Another ornithological outrage.
Posted by: Ralph | August 29, 2011 at 01:53 PM
OK, lemmesee, tin, tinni, tinnitus... hey WAIT a second.....!?
Posted by: padraig | August 29, 2011 at 02:03 PM
Woooo hoooo I got posted!
Hot damn!
Now gonna buy one of them lottery-ticket thingies!
Posted by: klezmerphan | August 29, 2011 at 02:27 PM
MOM, Mot stole my tit joke.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 29, 2011 at 03:13 PM